11 Comments

1. Honzo
   February 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

   uh……….
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   uh…….crazy much?
   At first, this reminded me of parableman’s post on Jesus, Airheads, and Morons, but then it went into a crazy Jack-Shepard rant. I can’t even begin to pick it apart - its that crazy.

   His numerology scares me. Gen 5:5 - didn’t we just make up the chapter and verses a while back?

   I hope than man gets arrested for peeing in Germany.

2. casey
   February 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

   WOW…this is the first time that I am really speechless

   I thought I was just being lazy when I sit down and pee. I guess I was just being a male and not a man.

   Thanks for the video…it has changed my life forever…now I will be a man.

   And if a bathroom does not have any “urinals” I will just use the wall.

3. Travis
   February 17, 2008 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

   The dangers of bad exegesis…

   Henry, my thought exactly concerning the Genesis 5:5 and Acts 5:5 passages.

4. Tom 1st
   February 18, 2008 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

   Man, I don’t even know where to begin. In protest, though, I vow to only pee sitting down for the next week. It will create a situation of liminality where I am neither male nor female. Sweet.

5. jr.
   February 18, 2008 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

   Tom,

   You’ll be male, just not a man.  There’s some sort of significant difference.

   Somehow.

6. Hank
   February 19, 2008 at 9:11 am | Permalink

   Yeah,

   Can someone tell me the difference between being a man and a male? I’m very confused by that. Now to go and be a male and not a man…

7. Casey
   February 19, 2008 at 9:18 am | Permalink

   You guys are so stupid…if you don’t know the difference between a male and a man….

   Let me help you unbelieving pagans out.

   The reason why you don’t know the difference is because you use the NKJV and not the Holy Apostle Sanctioned True Authoritive KJV.

   Casey

8. jr.
   February 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

   amen, brother casey!

   verily I say unto thee that thou hath the most correct idea

9. cheapham
   February 19, 2008 at 4:52 pm | Permalink

   Unfortunately I can’t watch the video right now because one of the many websites I gave up (and blocked) for lent is youtube. But, based on the delicious conversation going on here, I dug/made up this quote:

   Thus sayeth the Lord,
   "I hateth and despiseth to the utmost
   your seated peeing
   Be male no longer, but beest thou a man!"

   The Book of Deutaconicals 3:16

10. Tom 1st
    February 20, 2008 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    Um, sorry Ham….that’s not even a real Bible verse you just quoted, or even a real Bible book you just quoted from. Just to let you know and to prevent you from embarrassing yourself again in front of the Bible scholars here at masstheology.

11. cheapham
    February 21, 2008 at 7:19 am | Permalink

    Curses!